Style Invitational Week 1029: It's parody time, and the topic is movies; plus top backronyms

It's high time we returned to a genre that's excruciating when done badly -- which is usually -- and sublime when it's done well -- which is by the Style Invitational Loser Community: Two summers ago, we asked for descriptive theme songs for TV shows, la those for "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "The Brady Bunch"; this year, at the suggestion of Loser Rob Pivarnik: Write a descriptive theme song for a well-known movie, set to a well-known tune. The tune doesn't have to have anything to do with the...